A salon proprietor suggests he ‘wet himself laughing’ after listening to how bungling ram-raiders have been tracked down by means of a GPS ankle tag. But Mark Mardell claims the anguish prompted by the raid on his salon in Marketplace Street, Dartford, in January, carries on to vastly outweigh the amusement. Hairdresser Mark Mardell Gary Parkes, 32, and Liam Byrom, 25, were being the two jailed previous 7 days after they employed a moped to smash by way of the door to Mark Mardell Hair Salon and stole hairdryers, curlers, straighteners and other splendor goods. Detectives were brief to monitor down Parkes, who experienced been putting on a tag that…